No, yes, no, maybe, well ... who the hell knows ...

I'm not back but one day I might be, then again maybe not but I was thinking about gravity this morning (while looking in the mirror trying to hide the bloody grocery bags under my eyes) and the thought process led me to ponder this question:

When gravity starts hitting men do their balls hang lower?

... which then led to my second question:

Considering so many talk out of their asses does that mean their tongues start hanging out there?

Opening up the floor for this one (don't you feel special?) ;)