Friday, September 02, 2005

Wanted: Millionaire

Since I have decided my next car will be a Maybach 62 (see pics below) I am now taking applications from millionaires wishing to bankroll me.

I am fairly to please. My only stipulations are:

You WILL leave the toilet seat DOWN and
You will NOT expect sex in return.

There will be no negotiating on these two items.







10 Comments:

Blogger Jess said...

Looking good. :) And it's not an Antichrist car (Saab), so goooooooo girl. :D

6:18 pm  
Blogger Patrick M. Tracy said...

Mush,

I think it's only fair to expect some Quid Pro Quo for leaving the toilet seat in the proper alignment (grins). Still, I think I'd take the Bentley Flying Spur over the Maybach. I have to admit that the Maybach's interior is impressive, but it's a bit of a whale, I think. Still, it's good to aspire to something. Good luck with that millionaire thing. Tell me how it turns out, and maybe share a few tips. I could use a rich female benefactor to keep me pampered.

4:25 am  
Blogger Mushster said...

QM ~ If I get any applications from a sugarmummy I'm open to negotiation ;)

Jess ~ Antichrist car? hehe

Firehawk ~ If the toilet seat is left down I'll let him drive me around ;)

I just had a look at the Bentley and it is very nice indeedy but horror of horrors, it doesn't have a fridge in the back for my champers and strawberries.

I'll let you know how it goes ;)

5:17 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You lost me at You will NOT expect sex ^_^

Mornin' Mushy :)

3:56 pm  
Blogger Jess said...

Read the choices game and you will understand, gemmy wemmy. ;)

7:32 pm  
Blogger Mushster said...

Hehe Mornin' Seamy, Consider a sex change op and we can negotiate ;)

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On my way Jess >>>>>>>>>>>

5:43 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm afraid other's might object strenuously!!! :)

7:35 am  
Blogger Mushster said...

Now see, this is why I've given up men, you're all so difficult ;)

1:07 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bwahahahahaha!
Yeah, but some of us are pretty cute!!! :)

1:43 pm  
Blogger Mushster said...

Yeah, the Buffledog is :p

2:18 pm  

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